Recent Joke
When the sergeant told our new commander that his driver could not participate in an upcoming field maneuver because she was pregnant, the enraged commander demanded to know just how pregnant she was.   The sergeant’s reply: “Completely, sir.”
Categories: Clean 
8 days ago · From Slingers-Girl
Scene: Horseback-riding stable.   Mom: Those horses are awfully big for my daughter.   Me: Our horses are very sweet ...   Mom: Don’t you have something smaller? What about that one over there? It’s the perfect size for her!   Me: Um … that’s a goat.
Categories: Funny 
8 days ago · From Slingers-Girl